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A Recipe for Imperialism by ~DemonKabuto:iconDemonKabuto:



A Recipe for Imperialism

Take Europeans(a spoonful) and throw it in a bowl.
Be sure to add a heaping of greed and mix them together.
Take a pinch of natural resources and sprinkle over the top.
Then throw in a handful of natives.
Add some harsh labor so the blood tastes better.
Get a strainer and drain out the land, that way it seperates the dirt
from the grass.
Add in a dollop of culture.
Put it in the oven.
After it rises (about 30 minutes) Sprinkle on some money.
The filling in the middle will be rebellion.
Last,the candle will be lit with direct and indirect rule.
©2009 ~DemonKabuto
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Author's Comments

This is a little something made by my 12 year old sister.
I know it's a little childish, but meh, it get's a good point across, and I like the way it sounds. I'm hoping that maybe she can make some more in the near future.
Author: Monica Wilson

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:iconreneesadira:
It recipe idea reminds me of "como agua para chocolate"- "Like Water for Chocolate". I actually think it's pretty clever coming from someone so young! When I first read it, I was going to say "well, this is nice, but do you really think it should go under children's poems?" And then I saw a 12 year old had written it and was immediately silenced XD. Tell her to keep up the good work :).

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:icondemonkabuto:
Lol Yeah, that's what I thought too. Until I saw this I thought she had no imagination, but looks like I was wrong. ~^^~
Lol Thanks, and will do.

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'The blood that had once ran thick and stained this lost soul, could never be forgotten. My friends have long since forgiven me for things they can't understand, but now, I feel I have finally earned these wings'
-Kit Wilson; Sadness, just is not me
:iconneko-kohai:
great! ^_^

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:icondemonkabuto:
Lol Thanks!
I should show my sis all these comments ~^^~

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'The blood that had once ran thick and stained this lost soul, could never be forgotten. My friends have long since forgiven me for things they can't understand, but now, I feel I have finally earned these wings'
-Kit Wilson; Sadness, just is not me
:iconzefiraelrain:
Pretty awesome... tell your sister she outta get a dA XD
:icondemonkabuto:
XD Sounds like a plan. I should.

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'The blood that had once ran thick and stained this lost soul, could never be forgotten. My friends have long since forgiven me for things they can't understand, but now, I feel I have finally earned these wings'
-Kit Wilson; Sadness, just is not me

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